28 November 2024, 00:07

Author Topic: Power Fist (Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun)

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The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is intended as a self defence device for people who jog in dodgy areas (and if it’s a really really bad area you could always wear one of these on each hand as well as the defensive jacket). Before shocking any potential muggers you should probably ask them if they have a pace maker, then again nah, just knee them and follow up with 950,000 volts to their face.



You can get the Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun from Hollywood Gadgets for $69.95.
Никогда не приписывайте злому умыслу то, что вполне можно объяснить глупостью. Бритва Хэнлона.