Вот вам еще один вариант этой шутки. На этот раз из ТрансхуманСпейса
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This a Trojan Hawk intercept of an actual radio conversation between a USAF space dominance vehicle commander and a Duncanite com operator in the Main Belt, in October, 2095:
USAF Pilot: Please change your vector 3 degrees to avoid a collision.
Duncanite Com: Recommend you divert your vector 3 degrees to avoid a collision.
USAF Pilot: This is the commander of a USAF vessel. I say again, divert your course.
Duncanite Com: Negative. I say again, you divert your course.
USAF Pilot: This is the Archangel-class SDV Michael, the second largest spacecraft in the USAF Deep Space Command. We are escorted by four Predator-class AKVs and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course 3 degrees, that's zero-three degrees, or countermeasures will be taken to ensure the safety of this vessel.
Duncanite Com: We are 12-km wide asteroid. Your call.
– "Guy Fawkes," posting to Main Belt/Memes/Humor/Military
