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GM: <sigh> You're monks.
Qui-Gon: Got it.
Obi-Wan: But monks can't wield—
Qui-Gon: Shut up. He'll take away our laser swords!
GM: You dodge. They fire at Qui-Gon!
Jar Jar: Oh no!
Qui-Gon: Why at me?!
GM: You're in a dark forest holding a
glowing sword.
Qui-Gon: Right. I deflect the shot back! 11!
[SFX]: Krtzang!
[SFX]: Kaboom!
Qui-Gon: And you wanted me to put those Parry points into Diplomacy.
GM: You reach a balcony. You see the Queen and her retinue being led away by combat droids.
Qui-Gon: I cast Summon Bigger Fish.
GM: What?
Obi-Wan: What?
Qui-Gon: I roll 17. I drop it on the droids!
R2-D2: No problem. I have Mechanic at max. I roll 01101.
GM: What?
R2-D2: Custom dice.
GM: Are they really labelled in binary? Let me see.
R2-D2: Of course. I got this set especially for playing robot characters.
GM: Are they
chrome??
R2-D2: Titanium.
