Ролевой и/или околоролевой юмор - стр. 3 - Архив Не-AD&D-Forum - RPG diary

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« Reply #30: 04 July 2011, 16:40 »

hesses: Работаю в местах бурения скважин. Когда начальник по строительству бегает и орет "Нужно больше колодцев!!", чувствую, будто снова играю в старый добрый варкрафт...

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